So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
date a guy with good morals. date a guy with a cool haircut. date a guy with lots of tattoos. date a guy who’s vegan. date andy hurley.
I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”
NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?
GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.
when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like
when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird